Fucking Simple Fuck Off As A Service (FSFOAAS)

What the fuck is this?

FSFOAAS (Fucking Simple Fuck Off As A Service) provides a modern, RESTful, scalable solution to the common problem of telling people to fuck off, in a fucking simple way.

How do I fucking use this?

GET erik.js.org/fsfoaas/get

That’s fucking it?

It’s on the fucking cloud. What more do you want?

What do I fucking get

{
    "data": "fuck off"
}

What the fuck. Nothing else?

Fuck, no.

I have a suggestion…

Fuck off.